THESE REMINDED ME OF ANJANANANA

Today I was texting my friend and tried to type the word dumb. It auto-completed for me Dumbledore. I’m glad my phone knows what is truly important. MLIA

Today, at my college’s orientation, the class dean named Tom Riddell gave a speech. He started off by clarifying that he is not Voldemort, and then went on for an hour comparing my college and Hogwarts. I knew I picked the right school. MLIA.

Today was September 1st, so I texted my friend saying “Where are you? I’m on the Hogwarts Express and I can’t find you on here!” She responded back “Don’t worry, I’m taking the Ford Anglia this year!” I know why we’re friends now. MLIA

Today, my AP European History teacher asked us to name the main artists of the Renaissance. I was the first one to give him all the correct answers, and people were in awe. They’ll never know that I just named all the Ninja Turtles. MLIA.

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