OMG FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL OMGOMGOMG

I wanna brag about how nice it was before I go shower and start signing all my papers and read my books :|

OK, so I get there at 6:50 with Alyssa, because I needed to get the first spot. That spot is mine. We sat there until around 7, when Adam pulled up next to me and he was like, “Wow… you really wanted that spot.” YESYESYESKGJF I DID. We walked towards the school and I kept screaming “AWWWWW, FRESHMEN, DON’T BE SCARED” because they were all in their little cliques whispering to each other and I could hear them say, “Oh my god I can’t believe we’re here” and stuff like that. So cute. When we got inside, we walked around until I found Stephen + friends. We bs’ed with them, they were high -_-, until homeroom started.

MY HOMEROOM TEACHER HAS NO EYEBROWS, JS. We’ve had her since freshman year, and we still call her “Senorita No Eyebrows” and her name is actually Mrs. Thoma. I’m really mean to her :/ but it’s funny and she goes along with it so I guess it’s not a big deal. I feel like I’m the actual homeroom teacher ‘cause I passed out schedules and handbooks, lalalala. Momma cougar, ftw.

First period is Psychology. The teacher also teaches Spanish, and as soon as she called my name she made sure she pronounced my name slowly. And then she says, “Oh, Megan, I still can’t believe you let me pronounce your last name wrong all during Spanish 2.” and everyone was like ~wut~ and I go “…she used to say it piz-sho” and everyone laughed. Ruderuderuderude, but it was funny making her look dumb :x Alyssa sits next to me on one side and another girl Megan on the other side. Tom and Anthony sit in front of me and idk, the whole class is just good people. ROFL THERE’S ONLY 3 BOYS AND TOM GOES “Look, Brian’s the only straight boy!” because Tom’s bi and Anthony’s a closet gayboy :| omg I couldn’t breathe.

Second period is Sociology. O m g, favorite class. The teacher was my freshman World History teacher, and dsgkjlsdg he’s so chill. On one side of the room is girls, and the other is boys, and when we debate I know it’s gonna get uGlllLlyyy!!11 He’s so fucking hysterical, and we can basically say whatever we want as long as nobody complains about it and sdgjsg I’m just really excited. I sit with Paula and she’s like my personal bitch, omg love her :/ she does everything I say, just like last year in US History.

GYMGYMGYMGYM. Victoria is in Sociology with me, so I go to gym with her :} and today it was just weight and height, and over the summer I lost 15 pounds… LOL AWESOME 15 DOWN 213409832409 TO GO. We have Health with Mr. Lee for 10 weeks, starting on Tuesday and he’s probably my favorite teacher. He gets away with everything, legit. He smokes up in his office and nobody ever bothers him.

Then I have lunch, and I just walked around the cafeteria with Tom holding hands and making fun of people :| and then we got a table with Mike, Kat, Devan, Renee, AnthonyR, AnthonyV, Eddie, and German. There might be other people, idk I wasn’t paying attention. Lunch is stupid.

Civics class was the one I was expecting to be my favorite, but not so much anymore. The teacher is also the Mayor, LOL and he taught me Civics in 8th grade. But apparently my Dad and him got in a fight over politics :/ ugh hate living in a small town. Hoff used to love me, but today he was a straight up dick. And the only good people in this class are Jimmy and Dom. There’s a new boy, sfklgjsg I have to tell Juana about him. UGH. He’s in my Gym too. Perrrrrfect.

Last period is Multimedia 2. FKLJADSGKJLDHGADKJGHADGKLJGHDFKJHGKL. 2nd favorite class. I sit in a row with all black boys :| it’s so cute. Me, Anthony, Damon, Devon. Tom sits in front of us with girls that Idnl/Idk. We watched the Beowulf and I’m in Mrs Grote’s videos that the seniors made last year, ldskgjsdg I wanna be that g00d. Anthony kept calling me a retard and when we started working on our first project, he’s like “MEG WHAT THE HELL HELP ME” and I was all ha ha ha. :/ I felt smart, ok. Then Kat and Jimmy got called down to the office and came back with parking spot stickers and I’m like WTF NO, THAT’S MINE.

So when the bell rang, me and Alyssa went to the office and they said they’re not done handing them out -__- I better get my fucking spot. It’s mine. I stole it last year, I’ll steal it again. I raced Jimmy out of the parking lot, he won :/ but that’s ok, ‘cause I beat him on the highway over the summer. He’s jlz. FADLFKJG. I’m sweaty, I love school, I have blisters from my new sneakers, and I need to go shower and get to sch00l work. peace love and abyss mami~*~~* teheheh

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